The Dong - Institution

I once had a job
Then I didn't
I once had some shoes too
Then I stopped buying shoes
They hurt my feet so
The quality of leather is wanting in new shoes
The quality of shoe is poo

I never had a wife
I wonder what it feels like
I do have a 50m swimming certificate
I had it laminated and mounted
My wall wears it with pride above the storage heater
I wonder if marriage is a bit like the joy of the swim?

I may never know
There are many things I may never know
I may not know if I missed any

I once had a job
Then I didn't
I once made strawberry sausages
That was my biggest mistake
Pippy fruits and swine do not bode well
On Mondays